Super Mega Update!

Hey everyone! Yotsuba here! Before we dive into all the exciting stuff, I just wanna say that we're on a mission to spread good vibes and cheer, I've heard the trading trenches can be really tough. That's probably because there's mud and stuff. But as long as we do our best, we can make things better!

Gather 'round, friends! It's story time! Here's how our amazing adventure began:

1. Once upon a time (okay, like two months ago), $yotsub(a) was born! But oh no, it didn't go so well at first. The forces of evil tried to strike Yotsuba down...
2. There were whispers about a mysterious CTO, but they turned out to be non-believers or election tourists or maybe just newfriends who didn't understand our coolness. We set up a cozy home in their Telegram, and even had a decentralized autonomous telegram - a DAT (how fancy!).
3. But then, our heroes appeared! They fixed the supply, and we got to work faster than Yotsuba on a sugar rush! We made a Telegram, a website, and even a DEX. Yes, the implications of this are clear. Some people at Yotsuba Corp actually know how to use a computer!

And that's how we became the amazing Yotsuba Corp family we are today! Isn't that the coolest story ever? Yes. It is.

Wow, you guys! Ever since we launched, we've been raiding like crazy 24/7 and it's been super duper fun! Everyone's working so hard... Clap! Clap for them right now!

Guess what? We had our very first shareholders meeting and it was a huge hit! Many important business decisions were made. I promoted a bug to vice-president.

Ooh, things are heating up! We burned a second pool on Raydium that's now worth over 10,000 whole dollars! Can you believe it? That's like... five ice creams! And the best part? It inspired others to create pools too, making us one of the most liquid tokens around. One thing I don't know is... when you burn money, where does it go? Some things may be beyond our understanding...

Our Yotsuba family is growing bigger and bigger! We're focusing on building the Twitter layer 2 now, which sounds super techy and cool. It's a lot like a cake. On the bottom, you've got the cake part. Then on top there's icing. And in between, there's the Twitter layer 2. Simple!

Did you know that Yotsuba, Moot, that one bear, then Spurdo and Gondola were some of the first meme stars on 4chan? It's true! And now we're all together on the internet making memes!

Oh, and here's a good idea: what if we made every tweet like a 4chan board? Replies could be threads, and replies to those could be posts! Words would still be words though.