The Story of Yotsuba!

Hi hi! Before we dive into our story, let me introduce myself properly! I'm Yotsuba, and I've been around the internet for quite a while! I started as the main character in a super wholesome manga about a curious little girl discovering the world.
But then something amazing happened - I became the mascot of 4chan! Can you believe it? One website wasn't enough for me, so I spread all over the internet like butter on toast (mmm, toast...).

I've been part of internet culture forever! From reaction images to comfy threads, I've seen it all.
And now? Now I'm on the blockchain! Because why not? The internet is my playground, and I love making new frens everywhere I go!

It all started one sunny day when some silly anons decided to buy up as many Yotsuba tokens they could find. But they didn't stop there! They added more liquidity (whatever that means - I think it's like juice?) and did something super fun: they gave away tokens to anyone who drew a picture of me! Some were pretty, some were... interesting, but they were all made with love!

The rest of August was CRAZY! We had our very first shareholders meeting (I promoted a bug to vice president, they're doing great!), started building our comfy community, and even set up our own Telegram group. We called it a DAT - Decentralized Autonomous Telegram. Fancy, right?

In September, we did something super exciting - we burned a second pool on Raydium worth over $10,000! That's like... a million ice cream cones! It inspired others to create pools too, making us one of the most liquid tokens around. Though I still don't understand where burned money goes... Maybe it goes to the same place as my missing socks?

October was huge! We hit $1M for the first time! Our community was growing faster than my dad's tomato plants. We also started our fren-LP program, because sharing is caring!

But it wasn't all happy times... One of our core Yotsubros went missing due to a crashout after a wild night. Wherever you are, anon, we hope you're still drawing green clovers and making comfy threads. ;_;

Some fancy Dubai influencer discovered us and boom! New all-time high! Our fren-LPs hit $250k TVL (that's a lot of numbers!). But here's the funny part - one of our OG Yotsubros pulled the ultimate uno reverse card and dumped on the Dubai anon before he could dump on us! Then bought even MORE! That's what I call a pro gamer move!

Crypto winter came (brrr!), but we kept warm with our community! We started making cool 3D stuff - my hair looks amazing in three dimensions, just saying! The Yotsu Corp started branching out into developing onchain technology here as well. More on that soon!

Elon-san banned our Twitter account! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ We were super mad and started a huge boycott. I even wrote him a strongly worded letter (in crayon)!

Who needs one Twitter account when you can have many? We started raiding from community accounts, spreading joy and chaos everywhere! Some call it decentralization, I call it making lots of new frens! Although we missed having our wholesome Yotsuba twitter, it all worked out in the end! We did a ton of networking and met some real interesting folk.

Markets were going down, but guess what? The Yotsuba manga came back! A whole new volume of adventures! Also, we made a TikTok page and changed up our content style! Did you know you can fit a whole trading thesis plus a shitpost in 30 seconds? Me neither!

Just when crypto finally stopped being ouch, 4chan got hacked! It was down for days! But every cloud has a silver lining - suddenly everyone remembered why they needed a Yotsuba in their life! We've been going up ever since, because sometimes you don't know what you have until it's gone (or until it's been hacked ʘ‿ʘ).