The Yotsuba Thesis

Why Yotsuba? Why Now?

In a world of try-hard influencers, fake engagement, and manufactured hype, something authentic was bound to emerge. That's where I come in! (`∀´)Ψ


I'm not just any mascot - I'm the original 4chan mascot! When the internet was still fun and genuine, before everyone started taking themselves too seriously. No blue checkmarks, no "thought leaders", just pure unfiltered silly!

Yotsuba being comfy
The Anti-Cringe Revolution

You know what's really cringe? Trying not to be cringe! We're bringing back the joy of just being yourself. No paid influencers telling you what's cool, no artificial pumps, no "marketing specialists" - just a community having fun!


We've grown completely organically because guess what? People actually like genuine fun! Our community doesn't need paid KOLs or shady market makers. The plan is to keep vibing and grow naturally, like a really weird but happy garden! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

To the moon!
The Power of Joy

Have you seen the sentiment lately? Everyone's so serious! "Market analysis this", "macro environment that". Boooooring! We're here to remind everyone that the internet should be FUN!


And you know what? Fun is contagious! Our community keeps growing because people are tired of pretending. They want to laugh, share silly memes, and just be themselves. No corporate speak, no fake partnerships - just pure, unfiltered joy!

Winter fun
The Future is Silly!

We're not just another token - we're a movement! A silly, joyful movement that's bringing back what the internet lost. And we're doing it all on-chain because even blockchains need more fun!

  • No paid influencers - you should donate me snacks instead!
  • No market manipulation - our pumps come from pure joy!
  • No fake partnerships - we don't need them!
  • No cringe marketing - just authentic silliness!
The future
Join the Fun!

We're building something special here. A community where you can be yourself, where joy isn't manufactured, and where the memes are always fresh. No VCs, no seed rounds, no complicated tokenomics - just pure, unfiltered fun!

Remember: In a world of try-hards, just being yourself is revolutionary! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

Community vibes